Uh-oh! The Only Room Your Draw Number will get you the is McGough Logistics Office.

I hate to be the one to break it you, but your draw number is straight trash, and the only room you’ll get is the McGough Logistics Office. That’s right, your home next year is a 20ft by 40ft sheet metal box.

What’s that? Your draw number is good? No, I’m afraid its not. That Burton double you wanted is taken, as is that Nourse triple.

Maybe you can squeeze in a quad with some seniors that have a friend studying abroad? Sorry, not an option either. And your hubris and hesitation mean that you can no longer fall back on that Watson single. The only thing left is a white shipping container owned by McGough Construction, Inc.

Luckily, it’s a single! At least, in the sense that nobody else sleeps there. You will be sharing your space every day with McGough employees working on the new science building. Hey, maybe you can ask for a construction externship.

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