Strange moaning noises heard from the arb, ghosts allegedly cause of the disturbance

  By Maddy Schilling NORTHFIELD, MN—Last Friday, strange, possibly ethereal moaning noises were reported to have been heard near the entrance to Lower Arb. First-year and self-described “lone wolf” Forrest Walker, who filed the report, said, “Yeah, it was super weird. I was just out taking my midnight stroll when I heard these weird…like…grunts or…

#CarlTalk: How Many Stickers Is Too Many?

By: Jelilat Odubayo NORTHFIELD, MN—This past Friday, Carleton students gathered to exchange meaningful dialogue on life at Carleton, Macbooks, and water bottles. During the talk, students shared their feelings about adding stickers to their belongings. Logan Burger ’21, said that he decorates his device with stickers that “have meaning in my life.” His collection includes…

Sustainability Advocates Station Frisbee Throwers to “Destroy the Shins of Any Motherfucker Who Doesn’t Compost Their Sayles Utensils”

By: Sophia Franco Over the weekend, SOPE announced a radical new initiative in environmental advocacy on campus. Partnering with Carleton’s six ultimate frisbee teams, the group has pledged to “annihilate every inch of leg from the kneecap down of any fucking prick who doesn’t separate compostables from recycling.” Their press release outlines a plan to…