White Men Demand Trigger Warnings Before Being Told to Check Privilege


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By: Dylan Larson-Harsch

NORTHFIELD, MN – White Men of Carleton (WMOC) staged a protest on the Bald Spot Friday calling for trigger warnings to be used before they are told to check their privilege. Out of respect for the movement, many white men drank their Hamm’s straight instead of shotgunning it, and abstained from sending dick pics for the day.

“I’m hurting just as much as anyone else,” said Blake Hightower, senior and WMOC president. “I deserve to be warned before being faced with all the ways society has systematically given me advantages.”
“I don’t think it’s too much to ask to do one more little thing for the white male community,” said Griffin Larson, freshman. “It’s high time we had our voices heard too.”☐


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