Trump To Deport Everyone But White Male Shooters

    By: Paulina Hoong WASHINGTON, D.C.  – On Friday afternoon, President Trump issued an executive order that will ban everyone in the United States, aside from white male shooters. President Trump said, “We have bad hombres of all genders and races that threaten to our national security. Non-white male shooters commit more crime than…

United States Government Declares Moral Bankruptcy

  By: Noah Scott Goldman WASHINGTON, D.C. – The United States federal government has officially declared moral bankruptcy. Since the new Congress and Trump administration took office in January, the national moral debt of the United States has increased by about 2.3 trillion morality units.   “This is obviously a shock to all of us,”…