Stupid Vegan So Goddamn Smug About Doing The Most Effective Thing You Can Do To Save The Planet

NORTHFIELD, MN – This insufferable, Chaco-wearing, thrifted-corduroy-buying asshole won’t stop going on about single handedly stopping climate change through discipline alone. This dickwad made small dietary changes to positively impact future generations chances of being able to live on earth, and won’t shut the fuck up about it. And now, they’re trying to convince you that by minimally changing your diet you too could help save the planet. Fat chance, you dirty fuckin hippie.

-Katie Hawkes