
By: Paulina Hoong
DULUTH, MN – Last Wednesday, during a sleet storm, 34-year-old Arturo Campos was walking on the ice and slipped. “When I started losing control of my body on the ice, I could see my entire life flash before me. It was kinda exciting.”
In fact, it was the most excitement that Campos had experienced in his entire life, including his marriage and birth of his child. A Salt reporter noted a bulge in Campos’s pants and inquired. Campos admitted, “It was so exciting that I got a massive boner over it.”