RHODE ISLAND, RI: Rhode Island?  The hell it ain’t.  It’s got land borders on three fucking sides!  It’s like an inverse peninsula. For god sakes it’s 23 miles of coastline from being completely landlocked!

I have to say this has completely ruined my vacation.  This geographical IMPOSTER is not at all like St. Barts and I can’t believe the Brown admissions pamphlets would mislead me like that.

–Shane Zerr