Hillary Clinton Appeals to Martian Voters by Eating Space Rock

By: Paulina Hoong

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Clinton was spotted by several Martians enjoying the space rock. Images courtesy of Wikipedia and Joe King

MARS, UNIVERSE – This past Saturday, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton visited a restaurant on Mars and talked about her policies on immigration. As she ate a space rock, Clinton commented that the local delicacy was “out of this world.” Clinton was seen pulling out hot sauce out of her purse and dousing the rock with the sauce. Clinton proceeded to talk about relaxing America’s policy on citizenship for aliens on Earth and beyond.☐

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