By: Paulina Hoong

WEST COVINA, CA — Greyson Lee, forty-nine, spent the last fucking hour trying to find Waldo, but his endeavors remained unsuccessful. Last week, Lee bought Where’s Wally Now? for his twelve-year-old son. While his son was able to find Waldo in every single photo, Lee stayed defeated by the tiny red and white striped man. “My goal was to teach my son about perseverance, but Waldo did the teaching for me. That fucking Waldo is persistent in trying staying hidden,” said Lee. “He’s probably the guy that people ditch when they can’t find the last person in hide and go seek.”