NORTHFIELD, MN– The editors of The Salt depend on donations from generous readers like you. Please help support us in our mission by pledging just $5 to help us purchase this absolutely fucking killer 2013 Yamaha/Waverider VX Cruiser Jet Ski, which comes complete with a supercharged and intercooled, 4-stroke, inline 4-cylinder DOHC engine and an Eaton Twin Vortices Series Roots-type supercharger with air-to-water intercooler. Just think of how sick this shit would be on Lyman lakes. Trailer and transportation included.

-Shane Zerr