NORTHFIELD, MN — Like every good teen, Carleton students are preparing their livers and sharpening their pencil for some teenage debauchery as old as any.  That’s right, come this Saturday night, dozens of Carls will be heading out, drinking exactly one beer, and returning home to write it in on their calendar. I mean who wouldn’t? That much socializing is exhausting, and deserves to be commemorated on a calendar you will hoard for the next 35 years.

-Shane Zerr