BREAKING: Carrie Underwood Apologizes for Damage Done to “Pretty Little Souped Up Four Wheel Drive”

NASHVILLE, TN — Country star Carrie Underwood has officially apologized to Farmers Insurance for the damage she caused to a Ford Escape in 2004. 

“I admit that I made a terrible mistake. I never should have dug my name into the side of the vehicle, nor should I have taken a Louisville slugger to both headlights, or slashed a hole in all four tires.” Underwood contritely said in her public statement.

“I most certainly should not have carved my name into his leather seats. That was just incriminating.” 

–Katie Hawkes