Doctors HATE him: local man won’t stop throwing eggs at clinic

For the fifth time this week, Northfield physician Dr. Jason Schaffets arrived at his Division Street health clinic to find his front windows covered in splattered egg. “It’s incredibly frustrating” reported Schaffets, “We declined this guy’s prescription refill one time and now I have to wipe down the windows with those informational pamphlets you to never actually read.”  

Despite his frustration, Dr. Schaffets is taking it in stride and using the opportunity to remind residents of the clinic’s prescription policy. “For the last time, we won’t give you Xanax just because you sometimes get nervous on airplanes.” 

–Shane Zerr