Michael I’m serious please you’re being such an asshole. I literally lost it Friday at Dixon and it’s […]
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Smile, nod, and say “I liked their earlier stuff better” Mention “Hey Ya” by Outkast –Katie Hawkes
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NORTHFIELD, MN — In a bout of Einsteinian revelation, junior SoAn major and CUT player Kyle MacLachlan realized […]
NORTHFIELD, MN — In late September, The Carletonian sent out a Campus Climate Poll containing only one question: […]
NORTHFIELD, MN: Imagine this happens to you: You are walking to Sayles for food. Suddenly, you hear loud […]
–Anika Jones
Zany internet jokesters and iconic “SHUT UP!”ers Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla 😳—better known by their stage name […]
RHODE ISLAND, RI: Rhode Island? The hell it ain’t. It’s got land borders on three fucking sides! It’s […]
NORTHFIELD, MN: Former Carleton student Taylor Lerner explains their ingenious idea that helped them evade the stress of […]
