NORTHFIELD, MN: On Thursday evening at about 7PM, the Carleton Rationalists Against Normal Experiences Cult gathered for its first […]
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NORTHFIELD, MN—Senior Rachel McMartin gave her Comps presentation last Friday morning. Her topic of choice? The spending habits […]
NORTHFIELD, MN – That guy walking out of Northfield Liquor? He’s 34. You may have thought two 12 […]
NORTHFIELD, MN—In an interview late last night, Paul Ryan explained his decision to not run for reelection in […]
Gregorian chanting of the Constitution Praying with crystals precisely as thick as her glasses Drinking a bunch of […]
NORTHFIELD, MN – After weeks of speculation, multiple sources have been able to confirm that Carleton Sophomore Andrew […]
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By: Sophia Franco NORTHFIELD, MN—You really thought room draw was a lottery, huh? Well think again, sheeple, it’s […]
By: Jordan Fues NORTHFIELD, MN—Like many Carls, I am looking for a new roommate for next year. I […]
